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At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge."
The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with
battery."
The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
Who is the most powerful ghoul?
Judge Dread.
When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.
"I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed.
The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, "Boy, are you in trouble. I'm a lawyer!"
The driver looked out his window and said, "No, you're in trouble. I'm a judge."
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