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Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?
A: Yes.
Judge: And these same stairs, did the also go up?
Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
Judge: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are on dead people.
Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.
Justice: A decision in your favor.
How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one; he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him.
Just one, but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
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