Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers."
The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked.
"They're people just like you â your equals."
"Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."
What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?
Answer: Odor, Odor in the court!!!
How is a judge like an English teacher?
They both hand out long sentences.